Gossip

Finally, my very own music video for my own song! Do check it out. Mei Yan, Jun Ming, Christopher, Au-Yong and Wee Jien is in the video as well :-).



Here's the lyrics

Title: Gossip
Written by: Vikneswaran

[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning with my pee pee standing tall,
Try to beat it and push it very hard to make it fall,
Got myself to the telephone to make a call,
Dialed the number and said I want to speak to Paul.
How many kids in Angelinas house?
Is Tiger having fun with other peoples spouse?
Gossip everyday is basically what I do,
I really really hope that I never get sued,
My daddys a lawyer hell come with his suit,
Lyrically im genius physically im hideous
Chill dog, Gossips aint suppose to be serious ,
Gossip everyday and youll still look studious,
Celebrities got humongous ass and is best
When they wear skimpy dress, God bless,
What the fuck you doing bitch? Dont you wanna go to school?
Same old thing my grandmother yells everyday,
Hang my phone and said Ill go to school baby,
Youll never know what I do in school lady,
Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday and Thursday,
We dont study all we do is gossip everyday.

[Chorus]
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again

[Verse 2]
I was walking to school and I saw this fine chick,
All of a sudden it started raining dicks,
The way the chick licked the dicks made me feel sick,
I cant even see the path that Im walking on,
Dicks everywhere some even has its condom on,
Far from my right I see Clay Aiken,(Hi Aiken)
Far from my left I see Adam Lambert,
I definitely have to be fully alert,
Use semen as a topping for your salad,
Piglet, chocolate, singlet, bracelet and a pilot,
Ill do Scarllete in the toilet surfing Chatroulette,
Damn shes fast shes like a moving bullet,
Damn Supermans got a wardrobe malfunction with that tight pants hows he going
To undergo erection,
My lifes pretty messed up I cant even sit up,
The raps getting slower I better better speed up,
I was eating in this restaurant my hormones went something wrong,
I blame it on my testorones,
Looking fly on my suit like Im Daniel Craig from James Bond,
The only difference between me and him is that my pants is torn,
I really really think Justin Bieber looks like a gay,
I really really think his hair is made out of hay,
Its okay I gotta say when his Adam apple pops out hell sound like The Fray.

[Chorus]
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again

[Verse 3]
Have you seen Kim Kardashians super sex tape?
Have you seen any celebrities getting their ass raped?
Some so hairy they look like an ape,
Damn its in my mind it cant escape
When will you release your tape Applegate?
In and out in and out and then merinate,
I guess thats all about the gossips that I have mate
Meanwhile Ill walk around naked with my supermans cape.

[Chorus]
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
I wake up in the morning and I gossip everyday,
Gossip everyday gossip gossip everyday,
The next thing I know Im gossiping again